Monday, March 21, 2011

Must I Have a Nose?!

I have a cold. My face hurts, too. Grrrrr! I also want to sneeze, like, all the freaking time. *Snort, sniff* It's also really hot. Grr. But, on the bright side, I got a one minus at piano contest! There's a companion story to that.
First period Science-Monday after contest

Girl who I was in honor choir with who got all the solos and crap: Hey, Meredith what dd you get on your piano solo? (surprisingly real curious look on her face)
Me: I don't know I haven't gotten the sheet yet. Why?
GWIWIHCWWGATSAC: I don't know, I was just wondering. Well, you did pretty good. (This is where she said "pretty good" with the You-sucked-so-badly-I-wanted-to-go-vomit-after-you-were-done-but-I-can't-tell-you-that-because-you-are-awesome-and-could-probably-take-me-down-and-break-my-neck-with-your-pinkie-finger voice.)
Thanks for the back-handed complement, GWIWIHCWWGATSAC! So, then I thought about adding a line to the minus and telling her that I got a one plus because she only got one and I have been playing piano longer than she has.
Ah, back-handed complements are just fun, aren't they! Peace In.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

MAYBIE, he's like his clone sent from like another planet or something!! Or maybie, they just look alike. Nah, he's a clone from the future.

So, if any of you have heard of Disciple-Now I was there about a week ago at my friend's church. It was fun. And (brace yourselves!) at dinner on Saturday night (are you still braced?) I saw a guy. But this was not just any guy, this was Paul McCartney's clone! It was like looking at a moving, talking picture of Paul, circa 1966. Anyway, at dinner that night I got his attention ("Hey!") and said, "You look like Paul McCartney." I know, I don't know why I beat around the bush either. And he said, "I know, I've heard that before." Fast- Forward to Sunday morning, we were all hanging out in the youth room, waiting for the church service to start and so naturally, to kill time , I whip out my phone and take some stalker pictures of Paul, Jr. I have four. So, that is my very own little stalker story. This guy had the hair-cut and everythig! It was completaly stalker-worthy.
Stay cool blog readers. Peace In!