Monday, June 20, 2011

School.

I am out of school for a whole three months!! Yay!! I will now go on to tell you crazy crap that happened in the last two months of school , in list form!


  • The very last Springfield Borders bookstore went out of business. I cried when I heard the grim news. I bought a book on my very last trip to Borders. I was sad. * cue sad face*

  • The lock on my locker had to cut off. It got stuck after lunch one day and I had to go get the custodian and I also had to go to the assistant principal for a new lock. It was really screw-y.

  • I got my yearbook. Not exactly what you would call crazy but, holy crap! I'm in a lot of pictures.

  • It rained. Not just a sprinkle, no, this was hard rain that was insanely cold and it was falling at full force. Also, it always seemed to come right as I got off the bus and walked a block east toward my house. I also turned blonde and temporarily misplaced my umbrella during these fits of rain.

  • We had a discussion on how dangerous lightning is in science class. Later that same day, as I was walking home wearing my wire- framed glasses, mostly metal earrings, a sterling silver neacklace and ring, there's a freaking LIGHTNING STORM!!!!!! Scared out of my wits, I sprint home barefoot, (I didn't want my shoes to get wet.) like a madman on fire and unlock the door as fast as possible and step into the entry way sopping wet and freezing cold.

  • I was in a church musical. I think I did pretty well, I mean you would too if you won two Tony awards for outstanding performance in a church musical and best church musical set painting . Neil Patrick Harris is very nice, by the way. He hosted the Tony Awards this year for those of you who didn't know.

There is probably a whole handful of events I left out and I just can't remember them or I left them out for legal reasons.

Summer. Finally.

Summer is here. After a month of crap and wanting to go on a vacation to some exotic place, like London, and wishing I was some really awesome person, I am going to try to blog on a semi- regular basis. Here's some vital information for future blog posts-


  • School. It's out and there was some crazy stuff that happened in the months preceeding the Last Day.

  • I am moving to a different house. I have some "interesting" thoughts on this subject.

  • Facebook went all crazy on me and disabled my account for freaking reason. I am going to call Mark Zuckernerd. (No, the "Nerd" part is not a typo. I just call him that. It's shorter than the other name I could have given him- Mark Zuckerharvardnerd.)

  • There was a tornado an hour and a half away from house!! You might have heard of it, the tornado in Joplin, Mo. Yeah, I remember watching Ron the Weather Man during this storm in my basement.

  • I got a sewing machine. No later post on this one, I just thought I'd add it in. It's a shiney black Singer from the late '40s. It weighs a freaking ton! Not kidding!

I think that's about it. New posts to come. I pinkey swear, well, I am in my mind.